The weather was crappy today, so we stayed inside and had to keep ourselves entertained. ;-) I took some footage of Kale and Mack doing their usual. Mack screaming like a pterodactyl and walking more and more. He's been walking off and on since he was 10 months (he turned 11 months today), but now he prefers it and pulls up on everything to get to a standing position in order to take off. Here's a little snippet of his current state:
*Video: Yes, that is a hospital overbed table Kale is cooking on. It's a top of the line table, in case you're wondering (lol), and is here for us to marvel over. Not really, Keith had it delivered here for work. And it will soon make it's way to his vehicle, hopefully sooner rather than later. Otherwise, he will be forced to feed me breakfast in bed every weekend. Ha.
I also recorded Kale dancing to some tunes on the Ipod, which is a staple activity in this household. The boy loves music. Whenever we're in the car, we play DJ for Kale. "M please"= Maroon 5, "Drums please"= Cold War Kids, "Baby please"= Paolo Nutini, "Cars please" = Cars movie soundtrack, "West Coast please"= Coconut Records. And thank goodness, because his parents love music. We love it all. I got it all baby. From Andrea Bocelli to "I love my bitch" by Busta Rhymes. Of course, I save "I love my Bitch" for Mommy's time alone. But, hey, if one day he says "bitch please"...I'll know what he's talkin' bout. Biiiittch pleaze!
*Video:Kale was having a grand ol' time, until he was struck with a massive wedgie. *We lost like 20 seconds of footage at the end of this video, but I give up trying to reload again. It showed Mack just standing there without any expression, almost like a statue. Sorry. Mack is like the guy in the front row of the concert with his arms crossed the whole time in this video, not dancing or cheering. You know the one. You've seen him and you ask yourself...#1 Why does this guy even go to concerts if he's not into it? and #2 Why did he get here early to be in the front? Maybe he just likes to hear it live and appreciate the music that way. Either way, I hope Mack loosens up and shakes his booty soon. Because that guy is always the dork, no matter how hard he tries not to be. Did I digress?
In other news...the Governor of New York is in the middle of a prostitution ring. High priced hookers. I guess they have all their teeth and don't ask him to take the trash out or pick up his socks. I saw a picture of his wife, poor thing. Why do they always have to stand next to these fucktards with a smile on their face pretending to be supportive while their spouses spill the beans about how they like to have sex with _______ (men, women, young boys, farm animals...etc) and how they've disappointed their families and current political office? Blah, blah, blah. Please. Men are so silly. Well, no surprise that the wife doesn't look like the freaky type. Do they ever? That doesn't give him a free pass to hookers, but c'mon. If every once in awhile she'd put a string up her butt and did a little song and dance maybe he wouldn't be paying $1500 for a blow job. I'm just sayin'. You gotta keep it new, if it's not new, it's through. I learned this a long time ago. When I worked at Foley's during college an older heavyset woman came in to the lingerie department looking for thongs. She was so cool. She said "Girl, I know I'm too big to be wearing something like this, but it doesn't matter, they love strings up the butt". That's all it takes! And, I read that the highest paid prostitute in the club made $5500 an hour! No shit. What do you think it takes to earn $5500 an hour? I'd like to know. Cause I know what it takes to buy a pair of shoes...I'm talkin' about a pair of Steve Maddens not Manolo Blahniks...omg, I'm totally kidding. But, really, she must be really good. Or...she must have a penis.
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