Beat it bitch...

Something weird happened this morning that brought a smile to my face. I don't know what it was specifically, but I think it was missing from my life and the fact that it is now coming back into my life gave me that special kind of feeling. I'm excited about tomorrow and what it will bring. I don't know what to expect, but I know I'll laugh and have a grand ol' time just like ol' times. There is so much to look forward to and so many things to consider. It's a new beginning for me, as for many others. I haven't even shared my news with my husband because he's out of town tonight. But, he'll know tomorrow....and he'll rejoice in the fact that Kathie Lee Gifford is joining the Today show!! I am totally for real. Go ahead, pinch yourself. It doesn't get any better than this. I am dead serious. I didn't know how good I had it, until it, or rather she, was gone. The heavens have parted and God has spoken and he said we need more Kathie Lee. And I couldn't agree more.

As a young girl, I enjoyed her role on Live with Regis and Kathie Lee. I didn't think anything of it, I didn't try to label or dissect it...I just enjoyed it. But, now I know why I was drawn to it. She's funny. And I LOVE funny girls. I almost lost all hope when Katie Couric left the Today show and then they brought that Meredith Viera on. Oh. God. She's absolute torture. I can feel her sucking the life out of me minute by minute. Everyone hates her, you can feel it. I hope this new development is just a friendly way of putting Meredith Viera out of her misery. Isn't their some kind of vagina rejuvenation kit on the Home Shopping Network she can be the spokesperson for? Thanks Meredith, but I don't have a AARP card, just yet.