Weekend Update

Here are a few pictures from the weekend. We took the kids to Sea World on Saturday, then drove into Austin to visit friends and go for a couple of boat rides. All in all, it was a lot of fun. Kale was a real trooper, only voicing his displeasure sporadically throughout the trip. Wish we could say the same for Mack. Mack seemed content to let us know just how much we were effin' up his life. If only we'd let him eat candy/ice cream/chew gum 24/7, our lives would be so much easier. And, if he just didn't have to wear these fucking diapers all the time. And, if we just could let him wander around the shore of a lake or on a boat without meddling or pressing him to wear a life jacket, we could lay off the Prozac. But, no. Keith and I always find a way to ruin his day. And, to top it all off...turns out he had a canker sore on the bottom of his front gum that was the source of his discomfort all weekend. What loser parents we are.

Most times you can find Mack tearing off layers of clothes to release the 4 droplets of urine he's been saving up for this special moment. God, this kid cannot keep his clothes on! He even sleeps in the nude. If he doesn't sleep with pajamas that button close, he will undress himself, fall asleep cheeks in the air, and then wake at midnight because it sure is chilly in his room. Pick him up from his nap...NAKED. Take him swimming...will be NAKED soon. Take him to backyard...NAKED. Playing inside...NAKED. He will even attempt to eat his breakfast/lunch/dinner NAKED. And, that's just something we don't want at the table with our Lucky Charms.

Kale was certain we were going to spot a shark, or some other evil creature, that would attempt to eat us whole. No such luck.

On Sunday night, we stopped by to see the bats come out from under the Congress bridge.

"You just canceled every other man here..." ROWRRRRR!

We wrapped up the weekend with a bottle of wine in the lobby watching the boys chase each other and wrestle on the floor until we retired to our room.