Baby Fashion

Tom Cruise...ugh! But, Suri?, cutie pie. Remember when all the celebrity babies were photographed with Avent bottles? Okay, maybe you don't. I do. Avent was the shit. It was the Juicy Couture of milk drinkers.

Now, Suri's swanging Playtex. Oh yeah. I have four of them sitting right next to my sink that need washing...are you jealous???? I've never considered myself a fashion guru or trendsetter. I give partial credit to Mack. I introduced a bottle to Mack for supplemental feedings (when I wasn't readily available) and he hated our Avent inventory from Kale's bottle days. I tried several different bottles/nipples before settling with Playtex. I want to show him the all the pictures of Suri holding her Playtex bottle, but I don't think he'd appreciate it. Look, baby, you drink from Playtex bottles, too...just like the celebrity babies.

But, when Suri is all grown up, doing lines of coke, landing naked roles in major motion pictures and my son buys tickets to go see her milk machines...I'll be sure to tell him that they have something in common. And, I'm sure he'll tell all his friends...that his mother is a weird-o.